"Following a review, my run has been downgraded to a stroll"
Smoking on the curriculum
The large surface area of his cranium lends itself to fast evaporation
Loads of them in our place. You know they've got PhD's as they talk in croaky voices on Teams. But to ram it home they stick it on their email signatures and it winds me up way more than it should.
Nothing wrong with that
They've paired that tall mascot with the Bosnian short arse on purpose
