I’m thinking about getting sober, but unfortunately being sober seems boring as hell
I just watched a master class in criminal defense from two younger attorneys an peers of mine, and I’m like “well fuck, I’ve been doing this for 7 years longer than them, and they would wipe the floor with me, I am at once very proud of them and also I should probably be better at this.”
If an armored car or a tank or a gun came to take away my son I’d be so fucking pissed
Arthur Morgan Supremacy
I don’t want to jinx it, but this might be the first “Trump only wages war on the weekends so as not to disrupt the markets” where he just has nothing to do because maybe he realized how fucked he is
I’m watching normie tv news (Full Measure) to see what they’re saying about Iran, and folks, it’s not good. They are, as we speak, asking “why aren’t the Iranians rising up to take their country back” and bringing an American-Iranian warhawk Israeli asset implying the ayatollah is gay. It’s… bad
They are now on a segment with a guy who wrote a book called “Failure Factory” slyly advocating for defunding the public school system and calling Baltimore a shithole for literally no reason.
🎶ain’t no use in cranking on my hog girl
Like you never did before
Ain’t no use to crank upon my hog girl
You can’t touch it anymore
When your rooster crows and I see my dong
Look out your window and I’ll be gone
You don’t deserve my wiener so I wrote this song
Don’t think twice it’s alright 😭😭😭😭🎶
Me, loudly singing this, so loud that my cat put her paws on the strings of my guitar so I can’t play it, because I decided to drink iced tea instead of wine for one night.
