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May I have one of those madame? / S05E03 The Glasses
Don't get in trouble with the Yankees. You be nice. / S05E22 The Opposite
You got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy! / S09E04 The Blood
Why is it called Madison Square Garden? The building is round, the walls are round. It should be called Madison Round Garden. #Seinfeld
You can't leave! This is an ambulance! This is an emergency! / S02E08 The Heart Attack
You know... Jimmy is pretty sweet on you. / S06E19 The Jimmy
Mr. Lippman: I was just reading your final edit and um, there seems to be an inordinate number of exclamation points. / S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant
Seinfeldism: "In the slash" ~ How Kramer referred to the slash below the 'E' on a car's gas gauge, when he was test driving a Saab 900 and seeing how low on gasoline he could go and still drive the car. (S09E11 The Dealership) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…
I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe. / S09E19 The Maid
What are you, a medieval dungeon master? / S09E12 The Reverse Peephole
