If you fuckers think I can tell the difference between Phoebe Bridgers and Phoebe Waller Bridge, I got some bad news.
The middle aged woman bagging groceries at Publix told the cashier that not only is she opposed to the data center going in next to the zoo, she called the company behind it to express her displeasure.
Problem solved.
Keeping the mole population under control.
Ladies drink free.
I, for one, am looking forward to these dipshits shutting down international flights into big cities going into the summer travel season.
Best way to let someone demonstrate their utter incompetence is to let them fail spectacularly.
No amount of Truth Social posts will fix this unforced error.
It’s downright hilarious to hear the party of Lindsey Graham, Byron Noem, and Ted Cruz use gay slurs to malign Talarico.
Weird how the guy who bankrupted casinos has wildly miscalculated who is holding what cards in Geopolitical Poker.
True.
I know it’s TCM’s Memorial Day tradition, but Kelly’s Heroes would be wildly improved by removing the Mike Curb Congregation from the soundtrack.
Is there a Polymarket bet on whether Mr. Perfect Physical Specimen can touch his toes?
