update: people on the el cerrito subreddit are accusing people they disagree with of being me! lmao
doctor who: hello im doctor who
american: [spitting] did you say doctor? we don’t take kindly to your type around here
american reboot of doctor who where every time he tries to talk to anyone they pull a gun on him
going on a reconnaissance mission to liberate katseye megan
Mom Casually Mentions Her Bunco Group Threw Molotov Cocktails At ICE Last Week https://theonion.com/mom-casually-mentions-her-bunco-group-threw-molotov-cocktails-at-ice-last-week/
the dog is getting his arthritis shot at the vet today! everyone say "good luck benny!!" (we need the moral support because taking a 15 and a half year old dog to the vet is always nerve-wracking)
took the scenic route to school today and the reviews are in: “this is really relaxing!” (4) and “happy! trees!!” (2)
This finally cracked the code for me: the essence of Sephiroth posting isn't even the overwrought verbiage, though that helps. The true core of it is treating every sentence like a mic drop/kiss off line, but stringing six endings together before actually finishing, like it's a Rush song
this much discourse about the city of new york all at once is dangerous and unsustainable. in order to generate enough attention for something happening elsewhere in the united states to break through the zeitgeist, i propose that we immediately blow up the state of indiana