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David Quantick
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Watched this and was amazed.
"Hey, Alan, where'd you get that nasty bump?"
"A squirrel hit me."
"A squirrel? How did a squirrel do that?"
"With a tufty club."
Pint of If please barman with a Possibly chaser and a side order of Mayhap.
THIS IS AMAZING
"Quinquireme of Nineveh from distant Ophir,
Rowing home to haven in sunny Palestine,
With a cargo of ivory,
And apes and peacocks,
Sandalwood, cedarwood, and sweet white wine..."