REPORTER: “Do you have a deal with Iran?”
TRUMP: “Yes, it’s a GREAT deal!”
REPORTER: “What are the terms?”
TRUMP: “Terms that make it great!”
REPORTER: “Are they opening the Strait of Hormuz? Giving you the uranium?”
TRUMP: “You are a very nosy person. How dare you try to spoil Great Deal Day?”
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