Do not accept demo tapes from the red pandas unless you're a record label executive with a fondness for Norwegian death metal.
Interesting Animal Fact:
- Sea Otters are monotheistic. They hold hands when they sleep in order to summon The Great Otter who rewards their faith with limitless urchins and mollusks.¹
¹ ⁿᵉᵉᵈˢ ᶜ¹ᵗᵃᵗ¹ᵒⁿ
Happy retirement to our Galapagos tortoise Robert. He is using his savings to buy a farm in Nebraska and will spend his remaining 23000 days trolling the libs on social media.
Our chimp Bonzo has entered the Witness Protection Program. Long story.