Professor of Art at The Wire University, Baltimore. A Bonne Vivante & Vivrant thang with a Mason jar of Old Bay and a flask of whisky in my purse.
Orioles🖤🧡 Ravens🖤💜 Crabs🦀
Pronouns: Prof & Doc
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Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower
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"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"
All of February and all of Juneteenth week (in addition to any vacation time or PTO)
I proudly present to you the reason for my mental wellbeing and my financial ruin
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Vinyl Rules 🙌
Whenever Jack Cassidy is the guest star on Columbo; strap in for a roller coaster ride.
#Columbo
Aight. I’m up.
Danielle Ponder with “Power”
If I go, I get paid. I do nothing but fake smile all day. If I don’t go, I rest. I do some things around the house and watch tv. I need to make a decision by 7:30. I’ve been going back and forth about it. What do y’all say?
Growing up, I enjoyed being awakened by the sound of birds chirping. But now, I feel like these birds talk too damn much. What is all the chatter about?! At least send a translator. Inform me. Actually, record it and leave it. Fly on, my volant brothers and sisters. Get the fuck on.
