Professor of Art at The Wire University, Baltimore. A Bonne Vivante & Vivrant thang with a Mason jar of Old Bay and a flask of whisky in my purse.
Orioles🖤🧡 Ravens🖤💜 Crabs🦀
Pronouns: Prof & Doc
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Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower
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Not Black/Anti Black
Any homo/bi/trans phobia
Too religious (or atheist)
Homebody
Has/wants children
Not a dog person
Doesn't like travel
Too type A
Clingy/codependent
No friends
Subscribed to hustle culture
Close minded
Not physically active/athletic
Chronically online
-Anti blackness
-Racist
-anything-phobe
-Condescending
-Overly serious
-Religious
-Doesn't believe in boycotting
-If I wasn't your number one pick, then I'm not yours to begin with
-No humor
-No accent
-Irresponsible with money
-Cold-hearted
Before dawn
Not a single thing.
- nonchalance
- incuriousity
- doesn’t read
- unkind
- unsupportive
- constant negativity
- literally any form of bigotry
- stinginess
- not romantic
- being boring 💀
- any type of stan behavior 💀
Multiple ppl have alert mentioned many of mine. So, I’ll just add:
Lack of intellectual connection
Lack of curiosity
Not generous/stingy (in spirit/time/resources)
Mismatched sexual appetite
Can never be wrong
Perpetual devil’s advocate
Mean spirited
Lack of kindness
All deal breakers for me
Can't keep a job
Bad with managing time
Selfish in bed
Gaslighting
just told myself "don't forget that" and immediately forgot that.
It’s hot and it ain’t even 7a. I can’t wait to go to bed tonight lmao ima be exhausted
