*Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists
*Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me.
*Federally funded certified schizophrenic.
*ADHD and persistent anxiety.
*EDS and lupus spoonie.
*Cat.
*Adults only.
*I am absolutely not responsible.
Cosmically Funny
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Follow your dick!
When I die I want my ashes shot out of a cannon.
A lot of what I say is outright wrong.
[sext]
*gets you with a Dutch oven*
My favorite Muppet is Krammit the Toad.
shhhh, use your inside farts
Literature hits the paint
Red blood cell: *transports oxygen and nutrients*
White blood cell: *fights infection *
Sleeper cell: *naps*
Me: Don't get a tone with me!
Dialup modem: SKREEEEEEEEE
[first therapy session]
me: *sobbing* I don’t think I can do this
patient: it’ll be okay
