Toffee was hoping we’d accidentally take her with us when we went away for the weekend (she was mistaken) #caturday
Cover reveal😍❤️
My lawn mower just died. It's 30 years old, it had started to rattle alarmingly, and I was asking it to cut a frankly jungle-like lawn. Even so, it cut almost all of it (see image for uncut bit) before the engine burned out in a sad puff of smoke.
Rest in peace, good and faithful machine.
One for the BDSM crowd #Romania #eurovision
Massively relieved #Eurovision
Pretentious any? #Serbia #Eurovision
We did remove a few items, for the sake of our livers:
Winking at the camera (because almost no one dies)
Pyrotechnics (because almost everyone does)
Fancy dress (hard to tell who has)
Updating our #Eurovision drinking game to add:
Metal-encased boobs
Asymmetrical costume
Over-use of hair product
Levitation
Slightly concerned that Croatia may be about to summon something unspeakable #eurovision
I’ve been a good and responsible adult all week. That ends now #Eurovision