Your character has received the following conditions:
- Blinded
- Stunned
- Nauseous
- Shoelaces Untied
- Hair Messed Up
- Got Your Nose
- Has Exam in Course Not Attended
- Flagged for Government Tax Audit
- Favourite Show Cancelled
- Kind of Hungry
H.P. Lunchcraft.
I found people seem REALLY into toxic miasma being blown in their direction