Civil litigator by day (Gipson Hoffman & Pancione), copyright and entertainment law professor by night (UCLA + Southwestern Law School), husband and MCTT parent by luck (Kim ❤️ + Teddy 💛).
If I’m posting, I’m procrastinating.
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This. 👇🏻
The English lexicon is built on consensus. Someone had to start building that consensus for every single word added. When the drafting task at hand inspires a novel turn of phrase, the autocorrect highlight isn’t flagging an error. It’s testing your mettle. Will you meet the moment?
I’m really waiting for the new class of DOJ lawyers to realize that Trump’s veil of untouchability does not extend to his rank-and-file foot soldiers. The institutional memory of our shared profession will extend far beyond the waning days of this administration.
Is this administration aesthetically illiterate or genuinely staffed with people who grew up rooting for the villain in every James Bond film? Because it has to be one of the two.
He’s either (a) too stupid to understand the AI bubble is poised to burst once everyone realizes these companies lack a viable path to profitability or (b) using taxpayers to forestall that financial reckoning at the behest of his benefactors who are leveraged to the hilt on the matter.
Facebook memories are wild.
Or maybe it’s just my old firm.
It’s almost become trite to point out, but if Putin had specifically conscripted Trump to sabotage our foreign policy for Russia (and China)’s geopolitical benefit, Trump would not be doing anything differently.
Every Knicks in Four shirt purchased karmically offsets a Hawk Tuah shirt floating around in the universe.
MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGEL JEWISH
MY CABBIE SIKH
BEANIE BONNIE IN SIX
(Credit to @gdun.bsky.social who should really be crossposting. Go watch his stuff on Instagram. www.instagram.com/gregdunbar)
I want these people’s romantic partners to dose them with sodium pentothal and ask them exactly what it was they enjoyed about Mad Men.
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Trump says he's interested in govt taking equity stakes in the giant AI companies like OpenAI or Anthropic: "There's something very interesting about it, where it almost becomes a partnership. The American people can benefit from the success of AI, and by doing that, they're gonna like it better."
Breaking WSJ:
Trump says he wants Bill Pulte, his incoming, unqualified acting Director of National Intelligence, to begin firing a large number of employees as part of a shake-up of the intel community.
Reminder: Just yesterday, Trump said Pulte won't be in this role permanently.
Many people are asking questions about the President's use of the DOJ to punish his enemies that are answered by the huge banner of the President's menacing mug hanging over the entrance of the DOJ.
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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The really telling part about Jilani & Stoller using "HR Lady" to describe the situation with Platner is: that didn't involve work / HR at all.
By "HR Lady," they mean, "any woman who objects to something I think I should be able to do." Every woman who says "no" is the "HR Lady."
ok where can i get a “my mayor is muslim, my bagel is jewish, my christian dior, knicks in 4” tshirt
