And yes, I will continue to post inane and ignorant attempts at humour during World Cup matches, despite not following the sport or knowing much about it, even if it annoys diehard fans for whom this is deadly serious.
I mean, you guys do it at Eurovision.
Well, quite.
I mean, love you England but it’s not even close.
Not saying I've been overtaken by football fever, but I've just put in place contingency plans after realising my book tour clashes with the World Cup Final.
I will now be able to watch the match in EITHER Scotland or England, depending on which seems most appropriate...
Good game of pinball, this.
Well, this is wonderfully entertaining, I’ll give them that.
That’s bad luck. And Pickford was, unusually, somewhere near the goal at the time, too.
#England
OK, I know it’s stressful and agonising- but as a spectator sport it’s objectively more exciting when they actually score some goals.
I often wonder why the scriptwriters/ showrunners of football don’t do what they do in Formula One and just change the rules now and again to make it more dramatic.
“He’s not come here to play.”
Erm… well, unless I’ve fundamentally misunderstood the contractual situation, I think he absolutely has.
Well, if they were all like that, I’d be more of a fan. Well done chaps, jolly entertaining.
#WorldCup #England 🏴 ⚽️
