Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart
Certified silly goose 🪿
🏳️🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you]
Obscure trivia? Love it.
Mayonnaise? Hate it.
Fallout? Vault-Tec approved.
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"Kids can't be gay"
Mary, my invisible friend was Princess Toadstool because she lived in a castle and was rescued by Mario. Say kids can't be gay again.
It's called tapping out. Know the basics rules of the sport before you fucking open your mouth to talk mess about it.
Be pissed at Trump.
Be pissed at the disgusting grift on display.
But get off your sanctimonious high fucking horse about a sport you know little to nothing about.
Okay I'm not going to be able to watch @ms.now until Trump's bullshit UFC "event" is over. Even my beloved @nicollewallace.bsky.social is out here demeaning the sport, and one of her pundits who allegedly follows sports won't call it a sport because fighters can potentially be choked out. (1/rant)
Mr. Pibb out here doing a spit-shine to his resume YOU'RE STILL NO DOCTOR
Junior Mints and a soda so big I could dock a yacht in it
Well this is sad news to come home to. I give this news two thumbs down.
Shit like this is what infuriates me. "Human cockfighting?" I'm not even a big MMA fan and even I know it's evolved from the old King of the Cage days to a legitimate, organized, sanctioned sport.
The fighters are in the worst lose/lose situation possible; don't make it worse with ignorance.
Like, could not one single person at @ms.now be assed out to find an MMA fighter or even a combat sports writer that doesn't buy into Trump's shit? They exist you know. Do some research. What's @pablo.show doing? He knows sports. Call Hale over at ESPN!
HIM: [in bed] What's wrong babe? You don't think I'm sexy anymore?
ME: No, it's not that... It's just... You know I can't get it on unless...
HIM: **sigh**
[picks up mallet]
[bangs a gong]
These days a mere click gets you hundreds of folks opining on the latest film, and that’s not a bad thing. But when I was a kid there was one person on each TV channel who talked about movies and pop culture for a brief segment. Gene Shalit was the goofiest of that ilk. God bless him. Rest In Peace.
