Flag Day! Trump's birthday! Stupid, garish, disgusting thing going on on the White House lawn! Whee!
In honor of my futile rant, enjoy this heretical post.
Sucking off the gardener
Jennifer liked to watch her husband suck strangers' cocks...which is only natural
on a picnic blanket
"Damn, newbie! You are coated in jizz! So which am I? Am I number three or four?"
"Uhhn! ...I think you're number five...oh, fuck!"
"Shit, I can't believe how tight you still are! Oh, well, only four more to go after me!"
It's swimming pool season again!
Get the hell out there and introduce yourself to a stranger!
