if only someone had helped the Hamburger Helper before it was too late
born miserable
good luck winning a popularity contest against Mamdani in NYC, Markwayne
and Whitey's on the moon
when you check her drivers license
Shout out to the guy on Tinder who apparently forgot to update his bio after that “solo journey through Thailand.”
Obsessed with the Economist putting a chart on Instagram showing that the social security trust fund is vanishing at the same time they are running their cover story about how to protect themselves from Gen Z socialism
