bluesky Ceo . they call me the Big Dawg . just a normal dude , not a dog , and i”m average normal sized .
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damn RIP (the P stands for Poop)
eating a pill that makes me jumbo sized
they should make a silencer like they make for guns but for farts. you’d just attach it to ya b-hole and it would quiet em a bit.
making a skip chat like this post if you wanna join
bsky at night turns into that one episode of the Twilight Zone where everyone was brainrotted ghouls with phones and they couldnt stop posting. remember? you guys remember.
SpaceX is going public on the stock market, i really hope it skyrockets in price so Musk gets all excited and then it just fucking tanks to shit.
wait wtf theyre all wearing fedoras. what the fuck is this? Mumford & Sons Construction?