Nicholas Cage in Snake Eyes: WE GOT A BIG FIGHT! *air boxing* TO-NITE, BABY! WHOOOOOO!
Gary Sinise in Snake Eyes: *quietly through rictus grin* My brother Nicholas Cage please sit down
Truly excellent www.instagram.com/reel/CuHf50z...
if you're having a sad father's day, consider: the cubs were supposed to play the jays at wrigley today and it's been rained out, hard. so all of wrigleyville is bursting with wet suburban dads dissociated in silent fury as their wives rub their arms and try to improvise a brunch solution
where is the truck? is the truck okay? where are the children? have any of them been human trafficked? oh and the truck! where is the truck? is the truck okay? TED, HONEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SWIFT TAVERN? this was supposed to be my special baseball daddy day, the one day I get a year...
sorry but the ents attacking Isengard has always struck a wrong note with me: we’re supposed to cheer the ents destroying jobs and infrastructure in a hissy fit of misguided environmentalist pique?
anybody have an email newsletter provider they particularly like? no need for super advanced features, just a thing that can import and export a list, has some ability to style and add images
I’ve thought about it and fuck Treebeard. The hobbits understand the gravity of the situation better than the whole entmoot
ORSON WELLES: key LIME kettle CORN.... chocolate COATED gummy bears.... guacaSALSA.... the identity of this Joseph and the demons he trades with I can only guess
TRADER JOES CASHIER: so... do you want me to put them back or wh
ORSON WELLES: *merrily* NOT on your life my good man, NOT on your LIFE!
Isengard needs community and opportunity and prosperity more than it needs violent grandstanding causing damage that’s going to take literally YEARS to rebuild. I saw footage of an ent literally ON FIRE running into a flood—you can’t tell me this is safer/more effective than democratic process