I love a well-placed semicolon. 🦔💕
Cincinnati, OH • she/her
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Okay, this story is a year old, but it's still VERY CUTE:
i had to manually add the post office and a dozen doctors' offices to apple maps when I lived in a rural area, but yay, maps of major cities will allow me to know the shapes of trees, lol #wwdc
how do i get that gore filter as a grown-up, tho? and the time allowances? these seem like great features 🧐 #wwdc
you can organize my browser tabs over my perfectly organized dead body #wwdc
every person watching this just learned that "agentic" is one of their personal icks #wwdc
I rewatched this part with a friend tonight (don't judge me), and Apple had a HEDGEHOG on-screen that I MISSED because of this guy's weird cult vibes. I'm pretty sure that's a felony.
would you use siri more if it had craig's voice (and hair), y/n #wwdc
i am genuinely getting angry at this man for being so excited about siri. we BOTH need to touch grass #wwdc
The best people in the world seem grumpy but are magically wonderful. Like Brett Goldstein and the characters he writes and plays.
This is my last illusion and I swear if you shatter it--
my head already feels like it's full of bees thanks to the shingles vaccine, so this fever dream of an opener might be the end of me 🫠 #wwdc
