they clearly have Darden's best minds working on this one
Minovsky
the college football offseason is a magic time of year when you get to say things like "our running back room might be the best in the conference. and, with that o-line, whew baby. watch out."
we call that The Devil's Hug, and it is no good
sorry one more. "concert with featured artist." who? cav man? what does this mean why would i pay for this?
because their lesson from all of that was and is Nazism is only bad if it comes from the Nazi region of Germany, otherwise it's just sparkling Western Values
"its gonna be all about the ground game this year. should really open up the rpo." <--i love saying this shit
props to whichever marketing expert thought to include "access to daily tourism" in this travel package.
"you will be in the place where this is." hell yeah what a fuckin deal.
"Gift bag" should also not be ignored. also very funny.