"... I am investigating the properties of the local soil."
"Fair to whom, exactly?"
Picking bits of balloon from his soggy hair, fingers raking through to comb everything from his (ruined) curls.
"Proper equal exchange would warrant πΊπ°πΆ receiving a balloon to the face--not perpetuating another assault."
/ hrmm. thoughts on doc format for character info instead of replies?
Idk if it'd be easier to read for ppl bc I usually have like 2 billion headcanons written out
/ do u guys like my graphics im really good at it i think
"I would prefer not to be soaked as well, thank you. Doing so would interfere with..." A pause to stare at his desired nap space. "... the chemical composition. My data would be tainted by your hand."