And yea I’m being a hypocrite because I talk mad shit about food in New England.
Wait a week and I’ll tell you long and loud that Massholes can’t cook.
Speaking of all of my myriad injuries…
I’m in that weird space where I know I need food to survive and suspect my tummy horts from lack of food but my tummy horts.
In the old days this was fixable with a shitty fast food burger but alas I’m supposed to cut cholesterol.
See the thing about being an ostomy patient AND a Crohn’s patient is everything your body can easily eat without causing pain will also eventually kill you.
