Hey, some of those scumbags at the president's scumbag contest were acting like real scumbags!
I'd just stand on the lawn with my doctors taking the cognitive test over and over again so everyone can see how smart and cognitive I am.
Every so often, some washed up sitcom dude do this sort of thing where they pretend that they made some truly edgy and controversial comedy that couldn't be made today, and it's just like... you're saying this about THE OFFICE?
Great news, sir. Our attempt to crossbreed Tony Danza with Curly Howard was a complete success.
i cant believe a country that has spent decades measuring success purely by the accumulation of material wealth has lost its moral compass