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Deacon blues by steely dan is the most beautiful song about being a loser. More beautiful than loser by beck
New service where you send me your song and i make the intro lofi
At band practice last night i said offhandedly that i could probably kill someone if i had to, and the room went uncomfortably silent. I hope my retelling of this story doesn’t meet the same fate… let’s make this go viral
If the who made tommy in 2026 it would be about someone who is really good at resident evil 9
Having “the talk” with my son (there is a secret aisle in the grocery store where you can buy something called Pepsi Blanker that you can add to pepsi and it turns it a sort of grey blankish colour so nobody will know the amount of pepsi you drink is unsafe)
I’m doing a “the perfect drug” style drum showboating break every band i’m in every show i don’t care if i get off-tempo one second in
If you take a math class in university they let you meet some of the numbers
The #1 comedy podcast about horses (Retail Nightmares) is back for one episode! If my fundraiser reaches its goal we’ll make another one :)
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