This was my great grandmother. If you lost some shakers, utensils, those tiny flower vases and votives on the table prior to the mid-‘90s, that was her. Also if you got run over by a mid-sized sedan on the sidewalk—I’m sure she has her reasons.
Tyler King
If you ever ask servers what people steal the answers are bonkers, like $1 salt shakers or half empty bottles of ketchup
