we used to have a proper government that would do this without you noticing
I'm convinced Splatoon fans have a total of 3 hobbies: Splatoon, Deltarune, and vocaloids
i just brushed my teeth and when i ran the water a wasp came out from under the faucet that's really cool
I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.