One thing about me is that I don’t like how many crabs have hair.
Except maybe this guy who likes to wear sponges as hats.
They named it lamarckdromia beagle, because the scientists saw this one and went “puppy 🤩”.
It’s been 6 months since I had to leave work because my body had reached its limit.
I genuinely don’t know what to do with myself at the moment.
The only things in my calendar are medical appointments. New specialist, next test, next specialist, basically the same but slightly different test.
Figured out that if Telstra’s minimum phone plan keeps increasing at this rate, by 2031 it will cost around $1200 per year just to use their network.
In related news, after 16 years I have switched phone companies and this year my bill will be 53% lower. 💀
A few days back I learn that Millennials are getting cancer 79% more than other generations (mortality increased by 28%)
And today I learn basically all the anti-pimple face washes Millennials used as kids contain benzine, a carcinogenic.
Damn.
Our generation’s lead in make-up.
My partner just took out a fox in his video game yelling “Stop killing Jeremy Clarkson’s chickens!”.