inventing a drink called "adventure sauce" thats everclear, pineapple juice, 5 hour energy, and 200mg of THC
Jelly Roll has split with his longtime honey Bunnie. Is this the news or the damn donut report!?
A triumph of reaching out for comment lol "One City Hall spokesperson texted 'oh no,' when sent the photo."
He hasn’t tweeted today what happened
the font size of your posts should be bigger the stronger you get
James Dolan waited until the NYPD has secured all the Knicks parade attendees in their "viewing pens" before taking out his guitar and performing the single most appalling version of "When Doves Cry" in human history.
TFW you’re 3 and you stole grandma’s reading glasses
"You know, in Turkey, they have a phrase for someone who comes back from long odds. 'The lion will show you his teeth when it's time to eat.' And I thank my good friend, President Erdogan, for sharing that wisdom with me. Now as we all know, a knickerbocker is an ancient demon who steals children."
jana: [shouting over music] i don’t even know half these people