Elon Musk, CEO of SpaceX, posted on X on Sunday that the company “might be able to reach approximately” $1 trillion revenue in 2030.
If this happens, I will fry up my nicest pair of shoes and eat them on Instagram live. Dude will say anything to pump the stock price.
82 years ago, 14,000 Canadians landed on Juno Beach, many of whom would never come home.
On the anniversary of D-Day, we pause to honour those who served and sacrificed.
I think a giant fucking tire fire on the White House front lawn would sort of finish the look.
Ice-Cold Intel is still evolving. I’m teaching it to sort through the chaos, dig deeper into Ukraine, Putin, Zelenskyy, and the war, and expose more of the bullshit.
Have a look and tell me what sucks. Syndication tracking is coming next.
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Searched Epstein in Intel. Interesting. The story is being reported, but there’s almost no syndication behind it. It isn’t being blasted across every network like the usual outrage bait. That is what this page tracks.
I’ve been asked what Ice-Cold Intel actually does.
This.
Most aggregators count logos. We count voices. What looks like 17 outlets may actually be the same story syndicated across a handful of media chains.
Less noise. More signal. 🤘🥶
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Big update to Cranky Intel: cleaner cards, better labels, 40 more news sources, improved balance checks, and syndication tracking so you can see when stories repeat across networks.
Please test it and send notes.
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Excellent, Canadian fact-checking!
Well… I may have confused the fuck out of everyone. 😆
Ice-Cold Intel now has instructions, major updates, and a much clearer layout.
Have another look. If it sucks, tell me. If it’s confusing, tell me.
More updates at 6 AM. 🤘🥶
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