It's already a savage parody of Labour's tinpot authoritarians approach to mercilessly crack down on "kids on their damn phones" while letting race riots bloom, but to use this as an excuse to make invasive online ID mandatory for everyone in the process is just *chef's kiss*
The Web of Evil
Also it's clear now the UK's response to the teething problems with the Australia ban was not "the whole concept was the problem," its response is "Australia isn't enforcing hard enough, so we'll nerd harder with compliance" which in this case means all users being facial scanned + IDs etc.
