“The only thing we have to fear is… any fundamental change to the status quo.”
— Franklin D. Roosevelt, 1932
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We will have a few of these at Vermont Lunacy on 4/11 :)
Sex testing in sports has a problematic history as unreliable, expensive, invasive, and discriminatory. Get the facts.
Hopefully by now, when you read the statements from these officials you can hear how cowardly and bizarrely skewed they really are.
That's what "protection" looks like under patriarchy: different rules, higher standards, endless intrusion.
All women athletes will be subject to mandatory genetic testing in order to compete. The results will be subject to interpretation based on very poorly-understood science, with race and appearance likely being a stealth factor.
Is she really "high maintenance," or is she just a...
✤ CHAMPION BITCH
Winners only beyond this point! Blue hydrangea, airy white musk, and pink jasmine buds.
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Someone please go back in time and tell us that in 2026 we're still around and making hickey perfumes.
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Transgender women athletes are now excluded from the Olympics after the IOC agreed to a new eligibility policy It aligns with U.S.
Researching other languages' terms for smooch-stains was so much fun. Did you know the Finnish slang term “fritsu” is derived from the Swedish frimärke, meaning postage stamp?