tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
I haven't seen the Dutch beat the Swedes like this since (searches for a historical battle to sound smart) the Battle of the Sound in 1658.