Every argument about how to regulate speech on the Internet has boiled down to a contention about which kind of powerful guy most deserves to enjoy consolidated agency to meticulously prune the private epistemologies of people who otherwise have no right to exist as anything other than his tools
In the days before literacy and telecommunications this was easier because society assigned you via various forms of coercion a wife who had no choice but to produce as many human beings as she was capable of before breaking down, whom you had ample opportunity to tell whatever the fuck you wanted
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link is my favorite old-school 'The Legend of Zelda' game. So when I found out that @hadrosaurus.net @clarissa.hadrosaurus.net was making Enigma Heart, I was excited! This game is a love letter to Zelda II, but it improves on that formula.
Go check out the demo right now!
The Quiverfull movement, Scientology, The modern media oligopoly and whatever tf Stripe has been doing are all various attempts at varying levels of success to reconstruct that Henry VIII level of abject epistemological supremacy within the modern paradigm of mass literacy and global communication
Think about Henry VIII. Think about the utter audacity of 8 to be like βfuck popes. I am your new pope from now on. Source: eat my entire poxy Tudor ass.β and then get everybody to believe in that so hard that now you have Episcopalians in Wyoming. He could never achieve that if he didnβt own TikTok
bonzi buddy-ass brain. too many malware toolbars-ass brain. "background tile is an overoptimized gif of a Argentinian adult film star licking Hershey's strawberry syrup off the shell of a box turtle"-ass brain
To a certain kind of person the gold standard for achievement is Henry VIII, is using epistemological capture to manufacture a caliber of man so cucked that five hundred years after his death he will still live his life like that guy wants despite never having been in the same hemisphere as England
I get annoyed when people insist what they learned "seventh-grade biology" is obvious and fundamental because my seventh-grade biology class taught me "Kings Play Cards On Fat Green Stools", which in 2026 has become obviated to the point of utter fucking uselessness
