Perfectly placed to cut my thumb every time I unlock my phone. This email could be a hemorrhagic shock event. Can I go home now?
"PUT IT DOWN."
(me, to absolutely everyone, at the ska show)
Eat a bag of certified organic, free-range dicks.
Eat a bag of certified organic, free-range dicks.
My job is just like yours. Only difference is I respond to pointless emails while in a vehicle, in nature, and we talk shit about each other by a creek instead of a water cooler. Totally the same.
5am. Just kept an inappropriate reply to myself. Killing it so far today.
My cats speak French, so don’t bother saying “pspsps” to them. It won’t work.
My cats speak French, so don’t bother saying “pspsps” to them. It won’t work.
