Using "It's not just X; it's Y" isn't just LLM speak; it's an argument construction so old that all the LLMs ingested examples and now use them.
<sound of windows closing>
A small dog (Jack Russel Cross Cat Burglar) is bolting down the street with a toy in her mouth, her human racing along behind her, calling her name.
BUT WAIT!
That's not a toy!
That's a phone!
It's a dog heist but Racing Human is gaining ground.
Will he catch her before she gets to the river?! (3)