"You could never make CW's The Flash today" I tell the interviewer. "a 'Speed Force' that makes him run fast??" It's unclear what the question was.
Oh okay yeah, they're gay
Diversity Is Freedom
If they made Mad Men today it would be called Mentally ill They/Thems
they wouldn't let you make Chuck today. You'd have to call it Chick
A new life awaits you in Tampa Bay Florida
A Plague of Locusts descends. Lighting strikes the dome electrifying everyone in attendance.
Jacob Misiorowski started yesterday's game with a 104.5 mph strikeout and finished yesterday's game with a (95th pitch!!) 103 mph strikeout
My mayor Hindu
my bagels not very good
My Christians Scientologists
the Dodgers have signed Mike Trout to a 12 year $360,000,000 contract to play AAA ball in Oklahoma