It occurs to me that, assuming Paxton wins next week (and he seems likely to), there are now going to be three FIGMO Republican Senators who can basically block whatever they want between them if Murkowski or McConnell have their back. I don’t know that they will, but spite’s a powerful thing.
To all those cat parents complaining on social media that their cat got them nothing for Mother’s Day, I ask you to name me something they got you that WASN’T:
1) a small, dead animal;
2) a pile of vomit, likely stepped in at 3am; or
3) a very large vet bill.
Call me a bad Canadian, but gooseberries are kinda gross.
Every person on social media this morning who doesn’t live in IL09 seems extremely surprised that Abugazaleh lost.
This must be what the poor person who answers the intake box at @kenwhite.bsky.social’s firm has to deal with all day.
If you’re having a rough day, here’s a bowl of meerkats at the Lincoln Park Zoo.
Fun fact my nine year-old just had me figure out: The total US debt right now is just about equal to all the value of all the gold in circulation in the world.
Courtney Theriault
There’s a metaphor here.
I have stolen
12T of KitKats
that were
in transit
and which
you were probably
hoping to buy
in Poland
forgive me
the world is stressful
and I needed
a break
