I am older than the expression “24/7”. We didn’t say that when I was a kid. We weren’t entirely sure how many hours/days there were back then.
YOU: omg please read one book any book
ME: ok fine [reads ROBO-STAMOS RIDES THE WERE-MILF written by me] well that was terrible advice
I just successfully folded a fitted sheet but it ended up summoning Pinhead and his pals!! This is a terrific post that makes sense.
i am a machine that produces an endless supply of fingernails
this nutty old world can’t get me down, not when i can blast this banger and stare dead-eyed at the floor for 10+ hours!!
youtu.be/gwX6PAWqYsA?...
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“josh, anything to add?”
[performs entirety of Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush]
“uh i think you’re on mute”
“oh whoops how about now”
“we hear you now”
[performs entirety of Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush]
