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if you come back from a vacation and don’t describe it as “amazing” then i know you got diarrhea
we were meant to have an aftermarket CD player that no longer plays CDs
they keep making more Skarsgårds, there must be some old Saab factory that cranks out a new one every year
happy fathers day
HOLLYWOOD: we’re storytellers at heart, and we’re so excited for fans to experience the stories of the Michelob Cinematic Universe, exploring the daddy issues we give all our characters because it’s the only thing we’ve personally experienced
a selfie stick so long the camera can no longer Perceive me
happy 20th birthday to my toyota corolla, i will keep driving it forever, we were not meant to have an ipad on our dashboards
sorry to that quebec polka dot duo but i can NOT look at your gross bare feet all over those guitar pedals, in fact NO barefoot bands for me except maybe the def leppard drummer but that’s a special case
