This is a judgment free zone. If you need to break into a liquor store and pass out in the bathroom because you’re a raccoon who’s having a hard time, that’s ok. It’s called self care
Beyond Sausage has 17g of protein and is made with avocado oil and now that my boss has stopped reading, I think we can all agree it's a miracle I'm still employed
Imagine getting mad at me online when I’m quite literally beyond beef
Ideally by age 30, you should have ruined at least one of your workplaces
Babe are you ok? You've hardly ruined your workplace today
"Can you really call it a 'burger' if it's made from plants?"
You're right… that’s a slippery slope to other things that don’t harm anyone
Sorry I haven’t posted in a while. In my defense I forgot the password to this account
The new Beyond Burgers have 75% less saturated fat and are made with avocado oil and how many of you were worried for a second that they fired and replaced me with a normal social media manager, be honest
Hate to brag but Jane Goodall did not personally list me as someone she’d like to launch into space
Not to get too political, but I find it convenient to live on a planet with a habitable climate
