I want to show somebody the base layer for my suit for Juneteenth. I can’t hold ice water.
Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower
Hello, Leauxla
friend: maaaan! i wanted it to storm on them folks out there!
me (high as shit): you ever thought God was tryna let us all get home first...?
friend: ooh, you might be right!
1 HOUR LATER: **thunder**
“Nobody wants to work anymore” is capitalism speak for “it's getting harder to exploit the poor.”
