Do you know where they were? (not that it makes any difference)
That's exactly what someone who lives in Manchester would say.
Awful 😔
Are you OK?
True.
😔
BP school of navigation.
"which is my towel?"
Gentle reader, I have no clean towels 🤦🏻♂️.
No, your daughter calls you up giving you an hour's notice that she's coming to stay for a week, and you've been using her room as a laundry / mountain gear / ski gear room for *months* 🤦🏻♂️.