if evolution is real, explain why only the cheetah has developed the ability to create Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Checkmate evolutionists!
carbon speed dating. is this anything?
Looooong dog is sick of this bullshit
a five year gap in my résumé that just says, “There's a brand new dance but I don't know its name”
we don’t see the phrase, “You, sir, have won the internet today!” so much these days
i mean, who would want to win the Internet and what would you do w it, anyway
🎶 And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain-stopping notifications?
oh ffs so today it’s supposedly “Wednesday” like we didn’t just have one last week
𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗕𝗨𝗬𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗧