I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT MY WEDDING TO NATALIE PORTMAN, SCHEDULED FOR TONIGHT, HAS BEEN POSTPONED. INVITATIONS TO FOLLOW SOON WHEN SHE AGREES/LEARNS OF MY PROPOSAL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
it continuously stuns me how rightwingers don't know how anything works at all on a systematic level so they assume nothing should be done about anything ever