" To change? Good. I can't help whack your bush with you wearing that. "
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Shin . If I do you wonβt like the outcome .
Iβm telling you . I will drop my pants .
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" Oi, oi! Enough! I don't want to hear it! Just be quiet and show me your bush already, Noi. I'll take care of everything... "
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. . . Okay we arenβt talking about the same thing .
I was talking about MY down below. BUSH .
NOT A TREE !
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" ... What's this gotta do with women? Noi, stay on topic! "
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There is no way youβve had that many women .
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" Oi! Now you're just speakin' nonsense...
You might not know this about me, but I've had my way with many bushes. Big bushes, curly bushes, tangled bushes, wet bushes, old bushes... I'm sure yours isn't anythin' I haven't seen before. "
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I mean it does itβs getting pretty long and thick but I donβt think itβs something very professional to talk about !
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" Hm? What's wrong? I just assumed your bush needed a trim. "
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WHAT ! SHIN !! you canβt say that !! β¨οΈπ’
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" Ah, I see. Lemme know if you need help with that. I've got shears in the trunk. "
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I . . Iβm gonna shave my bush ?
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" Wha-what... in the fresh hell are you goin' on about? "
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Hm ? Whatβs with the long face ?
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... Ehβ
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So close to shaving my bush bc he donβt want it .
