MY DH CAN PITCH
MY OWNERS ARE RICH
BBL SCOTT SHUT THE DOOR
DODGERS IN FOUR
Game so fast I wasn’t sure you had the digest ready.
Thanks!
Well, that was a fucking ride.
2025: TANNER SCOTT’S ASS 🤬
2026: TANNER SCOTT’S ASS 🥵
The only acceptable use of AI
I revived the Hangingsliders newsletter and went long on the @sfgiants.com's embarrassing and homophobic Pride Night.
hangingsliders.beehiiv.com/p/the-giants...
all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles
Venable: Hey Mike, good news. Doc says you can start tossing again.
Mike: Who is this "Mike?" I am Hrothgar, Dragonkin sorcerer! And I have been tossing! Tossing spells of enchantment to strengthen our warriors!
Venable: Okay, uh, Hrothgar Dragonkin.
Love that NHL lets the captain and the players hold the cup before the owners.