That was also brilliant, and I screamed along with everyone over the unfinished business we could have had.
This is genius and wonderful and made me laugh out loud multiple times while also having all the feelings 😍
From L-R: Fun Boy Three
(Alt text: Three people standing, facing forward, arms akimbo, behind & folded, on a dusty track, with some sparse grass, trees, hedges & a cruciform telegraph pole, with a pale, cloudy sky. They're wearing dark, V-neck tunics, with dark blue trim, trousers & knee boots.)
Ah, that'll be the Hotel Babylon.
(See Deep Secret by Diana Wynne Jones.)
The loos mentioned above are round past the disabled loo at the left of the Keeper's Cottage, and in addition to the labelled loos at and off to the right of the East Gate and the loos at the West Gate.
The Botanics is open daily, except in dangerous weather conditions, currently 10am-5pm.
If anyone knows of anyone collecting such info, pass this on.
If you are in Edinburgh Botanic Gardens (free entry), then there are three individual loos, each with its own exterior door, at the back of the Keeper's Cottage for anyone, including trans, non-binary, and gender non-conforming people.