“I don’t want my kid to be a shithead as an adult” is basically the single most important goal I have as a parent
whatever else they do is fine, as long as they’re decent people
Motherfucker I'm a minor science author with just a few articles to my name, and *I'm* in this database. If I'm in there, literally anyone who's ever published anything at all must be.
Overheard at the physician’s lounge re: a new Tesla
“I mean it works about 80% of the time. It’s almost killed me a couple times, you have to watch it”